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THE BEST FLASH THE INTERNET HAS TO OFFER

This was fucking incredible. I have no doubt that this is the best animation on Newgrounds, and it SHOULD have a 1st place score of all time, but the world is full of morons, so you probably won't get that.

THANK YOU for this!! PLEASE make more!! Straight to my favorite list!

Plus, you managed to dumb down our politics even further to a point where the average American might understand it (meant in a good way).. whatever it takes!

Score: 5/5 | 10/10

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1

Straight to Comedy Central this goes.

Fucking Incredible.

That was amazing. Wow, truly great. Fuck me.

The Music Saved The Flash!

Hey Dustball! I loved the music!

I always expect quality from your flash and this was no exception despite the crude drawings. The style worked very well with the audio and was just a generally 'feel-good' animation!

I was dancing along without realizing it.

Great Job.

I loved it man. Steve was an incredible guy and he will be missed throughout the entire globe. I believe his death will wake people up to his ambitions of conservation he has sought throughout his life.

Excellent tribute. I could definitely see this happening!

THIS FLASH WAS ALL STYLE WITHOUT SUBSTANCE

I also love cocks.

In conclusion, diseased vagina is a nice treat on a hot summer day.

Summary: Asian pussy tastes like chicken. American cocks taste like burning. Boobs are fun times for all ages, as well as an excellent source of calcium.

PirateClock responds:

Kentucky Fried Hoez

Wow.. very spiderman-esque

I was pleasantly surprised to see how great this flash turned out to be. For a moment I was wondering who would put in so much effort for an unofficial NG holiday that was unleashed to the world only 2 days in advance - and then I realised it was YOU, Luis.

Great flash, and excellent job compiling the musical score against the animated events. What is the orchestra from? Sounded like it came from a Hollywood action film..

Anyway, I hope there will be other flashes from this competition that can rival this one. I doubt it, but that'd be nice. I thought Clock Day was awesome, and this new anti-CC day just makes it more fun.

So many retarded comments below me.

This is fucking awesome. Perfect. Anyone who didn't vote a 5 on this must not be very good at the internet.

A reply to the person below me

"why does he keep punching the plank?"

If you'd ever sat through that kind of talk with your parents over the phone, you wouldn't be asking that.

JohnnyUtah responds:

yeah i thought it was obvious too

No.

Eh.. maybe cock jokes just aren't funny with a british accent.. Or maybe this flash is just total shit.

watch out honeys, kinda nippy out there tonight..

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