ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bad Guys In Space]

5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1

Straight to Comedy Central this goes.

[Squaresville]

Fucking Incredible.

That was amazing. Wow, truly great. Fuck me.

[On Water]

The Music Saved The Flash!

Hey Dustball! I loved the music!

I always expect quality from your flash and this was no exception despite the crude drawings. The style worked very well with the audio and was just a generally 'feel-good' animation!

I was dancing along without realizing it.

[Steve Irwin: Croc Heaven]

Great Job.

I loved it man. Steve was an incredible guy and he will be missed throughout the entire globe. I believe his death will wake people up to his ambitions of conservation he has sought throughout his life.

Excellent tribute. I could definitely see this happening!

[Sbc does Asia]

THIS FLASH WAS ALL STYLE WITHOUT SUBSTANCE

I also love cocks.

In conclusion, diseased vagina is a nice treat on a hot summer day.

Summary: Asian pussy tastes like chicken. American cocks taste like burning. Boobs are fun times for all ages, as well as an excellent source of calcium.

PirateClock responds:

Kentucky Fried Hoez

[Popular on the Internet]

So many retarded comments below me.

This is fucking awesome. Perfect. Anyone who didn't vote a 5 on this must not be very good at the internet.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

A reply to the person below me

"why does he keep punching the plank?"

If you'd ever sat through that kind of talk with your parents over the phone, you wouldn't be asking that.

JohnnyUtah responds:

yeah i thought it was obvious too

[TANKBLOKES 8.8]

No.

Eh.. maybe cock jokes just aren't funny with a british accent.. Or maybe this flash is just total shit.