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[Marijuana]

im so high

i spent past hour looking at this THING i got really high and first thing i did was come tyo NG and type in "marijuana".. this has been greatly entertaining this effect is difficult for me to udnetsand right now. god i probably sound retarded atm.

[Wild Wind]

I can relate

I know exactly what you mean. Definitely saw that coming.. man I need a haircut..

[GUN & SWORD]

Good Overall

Nice animation, but why did you force the video size to be so tiny? You disabled the zoom button so it was difficult to watch on my computer with it being like 200 pixels wide.

[Deadbeat Boyfriend]

Girls love assholes.

This reminds me of so many girls.. just dump him and move on! Good ending.

[Gravitaxis ++]

Wow.. points for creativity..

I thought I understood it perfectly, but it got increasingly more bewildering. My initial thoughts were that he was floating, but then I realized time was running in reverse, so he actually was falling into the ground.

Then I thought he had fallen from something high up.. like a plane or the space shuttle, but then it became evident that he had first flown up into space before falling again somewhere else.

Then the end revealed what caused him to be thrown into space. Apparently this was a metaphor of his world being "upside down" with gravity pulling him the opposite direction of everyone else. So basically, from what I gathered, he "fell" upward, before falling on the opposite hemisphere of the earth. This is probably meant as some deep message.. but I couldn't tell you what.

Either way, it was masterfully animated and a clever concept. Too bad the meaning wasn't more clear.

[Balloon Head Fred]

great

..but too short.

[Junior]

most engrossing story on NG

Your series rivals popular TV shows in its story telling. Most flashes on NG don't really have much of a story, and the series tend to be just the same thing slightly improved over the last, but your Jerry series are actually emotionally powerful and moving.. definitely not something I'm used to on this site.

[Raptor Burgers]

mm.. dino burgers

That's gotta be one expensive burger.

Gotta admit, I didn't expect that. I love your art style and the way the scientist (or butcher?) prances around to the music. Kudos.

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

That'll be $5.67 my good man.

[Old Mill Pond]

Quality

Your illustrations perfectly depicted the scenes Mike described. It really made his story come to life.

..and that's sad.