ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Prowlies at the River]

new wide layout = win

looks better than ever with the new enlargened view. animation is smooth as a baby's ass.

[Patchman:Simple Pleasures]

funny

Not sure that salt would be that painful though.. the eye is constantly doused in saltwater by natural tears after all. And eye drops are basically water with salt..

Pretty damn funny nonetheless, especially the hotsauce part. well choreographed with the music. kudos

RiverJordan responds:

Film yourself pouring salt in your eyes and we'll see your reaction :P

Thanks for the review ^_^

[How the Swine Flu Started]

top-notch

Fuckin gold. I would've awarded bonus points if the pig sneezed on his dick as it was blowing him. Nonetheless, full points for a splendid mexican pigfucking.

[-Sandwich-]

splendid

I've never heard this song until now.. but I was dipping my seething testicles into a cold bowl of ice cream as i watched this. Really well animated and illustrated.

[The Ignored Monster]

Lets give honest ratings people..

The animation was great, and the live action blending was done well. However, aside from the technical aspect, this wasn't a very impressive animation. It was like a hallmark card.. there wasn't any plot. I expected some story line. The ignored monster gets a random friend? The end? And then the "everyone needs a friend" line made to justify the terrible ending.. yeah just incredibly cliche and unoriginal.

I liked the premise though. Too bad you gave up on your idea.

[Pico Epsilon]

It's too bad you submitted late..

This is clearly the best submission for pico day even though you're a couple days late.

BiffTheTimid responds:

Thanks for the review, and very funny avatar

[Gordon]

Very funny

It's of course not always a good thing to have a newsworthy president.. look at Bush *shudder*, but Gordon Brown really is yawn-worthy. Obama and Brown really are a huge contrast.

Hopefully Brown isn't fucking up your country too badly, though from I've heard, Britons tend to really dislike him.

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

Ahhh

Gotta disagree with the guy below me who embarrassingly has the same name as I.. this series is a masterpiece and full of unbridled hilarity. All I really want is more..

[Shinji-san]

are you the booty?

<<REVIEW AWAITING GOVERNMENT APPROVAL>>

[LL - Fight the Power!]

DOWN WITH CAPITALIST PIGS!!

China will rule the world. All praise to tom and Mao and glory to China!

LeafLock responds:

viva la resistance!