ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[China VS Tibet 2008]

Seeking government approval

this show China in good light, I love this long time. tibet will burn.

[Jackie]

a little disappointed..

not quite as great as Jerry, and the story seemed to end prematurely. But overall, very engaging and well done. Much more meaningful than the usual shtick on Newgrounds.

[Racism!]

meh.

Really cliche and lacking creativity. The flow was OK but lacked a resolution. Just feels incomplete and rushed.

[Sketchy Friends Dance]

I'm barely conscious..

and your incessant looping caused me to stare at my monitor for 20 min without blinking. i hope you can pay for my corneal surgery. im blind you motherfucker.

you complete me

TheBoogley responds:

I will by you a corn meal... how about that.
You me, some candlelight, fine wine... corn? :3

[Dog Of Man]

needs higher rating.

All of your work is consistently awesome. Avg. score for this submission is 8.5. That's what prompted me to write this review. Need to even out the squeamish dipshits with a deserved 10.

Anyway, very well done.

[BiteyCastle Christmas]

Animation

Your 2 days animation work is better quality than most flashes I see. The audio quality was also excellent. I also noticed that the christmas lights are reflected/refracted in the shiny ornamental balls from the christmas tree. Great attention to detail as usual.

chluaid responds:

cheers! yeah I had fun with those reflections :)
thanks for reviewing

[The Dangers of Halloween]

Fox News.

Ah aren't scare tactics great?

[Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt3)]

So fucking hot.

I came so hard. All over the place.