ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankman Three!!!]

A new revolution in flash has been reached.

I VOTED 5 BECAUSE OF THE NEWGROUNDS REFERENCES!! (I consider the penises to be an NG reference.)

(Also, the gayness in general fits well with the NG theme.)

[The Clock War: Part III]

INCREDIBLE - a clock video with FEELING!

That was AMAZING! Without a doubt, the best clock animation i have ever seen in the history of NG. I mean WOW! I'm surprised this doesn't have a higher score! It had the depth of a real feature film! It is clear that you put a lot of effort into this and it paid off! FUCLOCK! FU ALL THE WAY!!

[My Goats Like To Travel 2]

i LOVED it.

This was an incredible flash. It was perfect in every way.

Except one:

I don't think this will get to the front page due to it's massive file size.. it would probably be too expensive.. but i enjoyed the high quality audio.

who knows, tom might come through for us, hope he does! you deserve it.

[Pico's Return]

YES!!

Tom might not love this due to it showing Pico in a depressive manner, but i Loved it!

This gets MY vote for pico day 2006! It better get front paged!

[the PICO DAY anthem]

ehhh.. the vocals ruined it..

good animation (though a bit overzealous layering). great concept. fun for the NG community.

horrible, horrific, terrible, tantalizingly BAD music. instrumentally, it wasn't bad. vocally, OH GOD, i nearly couldn't take the rapage of my ears.

the most tone-death vocals i have ever heard. it was VERY difficult to listen to.

i do respect your great effort though.

[Cats R Us]

lame

the voices were HORRIBLE. nothing in the movie was funny. the movie was completely pointless and didn't make any sense. 'random humor' at its worst.

Rubbertje responds:

Assman

[Billy's Big Day]

Not Funny.

Keep up with animating and making movies.. i think you'll be good someday. You're only 13.

But this movie was horrible, pointless, and most of all, not funny or clever.

[-Go Away-]

A Mixed Bag.

The animation and interpretation of the celebrities was hilarious.

The song, however, just really wasn't.. good. It sounded terrible. The lyrics were just as bad.

But overall, i thought it was funny and enjoyable.

[Kitten Apocalypse]

holy SHIT

I have never enjoyed a flash movie so much before.. this is some twisted shit, i loved it.

[Fuck A Dog In The Ass]

i hate that song

blink 182 made maybe one good song 5 years ago. who the hell listens to these dipshits anymore? (i hate punk music)

Dogmega responds:

Hate the song? Fuck off....