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[I want to die :)]

Holy SHI-

Your animation technique is simple and yet the way you used your style to tell your thrilling story was remarkable. I was just blown away by your ability to express such a unique and fascinating idea. Some parts of the movie really had my mind warped, and the ending struck my like a pile of bricks.. and the second ending really took me by surprise, he couldn't get away from that damn dancing mofo even in heaven! :(

:D Great job.

[Mastermind]

pretty creative, and nippy

I loved the art style.. all red, black, and white.. especially on the beginning scene where the entire sky is a menacing red, it just looked really interesting.

Anyway, this was like a little SNL skit, and I enjoyed it. I'm glad you went with the humor aspect rather than a serious storyline. Besides, if I was an evil mastermind, I would definitely want a pair of tits to be my #2. The whole point of being evil is to get whatever you want, and I want tits to squeeze and maybe give a cold shower so the nipples get nice and hard. And then I'm going to titty-fuck that shit. Maybe you'll incorporate this into your next flash, I'll give that one a 10/10, this one had a disappointing lack of titty-fucking, but it made me giggle nonetheless.

[Waterlollies]

Utterly Remarkable

I've been waiting for this. The animation and artwork contained within this flash surpasses anything on any other site, or even professional animated film that I have seen. I was able to keep the quality on high with a completely smooth framerate, so I'd like it if you offered a version with a larger frame size.

Everything about this piece of work exudes talent of highest caliber, and yes, the professional soundwork (wow, how'd you get Nathan McCree?) lends itself to make this movie exceptional.

It's abundantly clear that your specialty is with water animation, the refraction/reflections of the clear substances was downright drool-worthy in its appearance. The work you put into the attention to detail paid off big time, it truly felt like I might get a little wet.

One scene that was really clever was the one where Bitey is running through the field toward the camera and a chunk of dirt ends up covering the "lens" before the scene changes. It just lends itself to be that much more believable.

Also, the particle effects were really astonishing as well. I didn't experience any frame-droppage so it must have been good scripting. Its complex nature was very impressive.

Finally, I appreciated the length.. I expected it to be very short because the detail was so ridiculous.. but you managed a good length, and I loved every minute of it!

Now I just need to wait a year or two for the next installment.. :(

[Lemon Demon's "Bad Idea"]

mixed bag, but mostly great

My main complaint is that the singing was completely untalented.. it sounded horrible. But, the lyrics were good and varied, the animation was top notch, and the timing/time structure was excellent. It was pretty original, and also, I've had too many moments in my life in which i've said to myself "..maybe this was a bad idea", so I had a personal connection with the story-line.

9/10

[Blockhead Ghostmas]

gah!

Why isn't this on the front page? :(

[Bitches Ain't Shit Part 1]

great story

Very funny, story kept me entertained, i laughed many times, I thought it was great.

One complaint: record the audio better. The voices were either too loud and distorted or just too quiet to hear.

[Commercials]

Please sir

MAKE MOAARR!! This was great, I laughed my ass off. I was worried it would be paroding commercials I've never seen before (because I don't watch much TV these days), but I understood every one. All I ask from you is that you make this a recurring series. Thanks!

MetalDart responds:

MAYBE

[Madness of the Dead]

wow, violent.

That was incredible visceral violence right there, it was very well done. In most madness animations, the violence consists of a couple blood spatters and sluggish movements, but in your version, it really feels like some gory fleshy damage is being done.

You have my vote!

MakoSucks responds:

of course you don't mean Krinkles' Madness animations right? Thanks a lot!

[Happiness Apotheosis]

YES!!

That was fucking hilarious! It takes a lot from a flash animation to make me laugh out loud, but you've done it, multiple times. I fucking loved this. All he wanted to do was to share his happiness with the sheriff :'(