ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Manufactory]

well done.

Haha, he killed Jesus.

[Mindchamber </3]

haha.. touching

I thought it was funny, but everyone thinks you're gay now, so you're probably regretting making the video now. Ah well, I'm glad you did.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

What the fuck is sarcasm!?

[Time Oddity]

Love the song..

But the animation was terrible. Your ruined the song in my opinion. I've seen animations on Newgrounds based on this same song, and they did a much better job at it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /231494

I don't think you quite understood the lyrics judging by the images in the flash..

Detectonomicon responds:

While FargalEX's interpretation of the song is terrific in both animation and art direction, our movies simply don't MEAN the same thing. Just because I interpreted the lyrics figuratively instead of literally does not make me WRONG. As for your distaste for my style- I can say little, except that you should open your mind to art that don't just color within the lines.

[Aladdin 3150]

Shivers.

This is the first flash animation ever to give me shivers. That is the greatest compliment I could possibly give.

The animation was remarkably artistic and rendered expertly to the music. The imaginative story line was very easy to follow and surprisingly intriguing. I felt the emotions come right through the computer screen and I felt genuinely sad during the ending. A story about love, courage, and rebellion.

To finish, I'd say there is no doubt that you deserved Newgrounds' acclaimed #1 spot of the portal. You beat out every other flash with a spectacular mix of strengths.

all my 5 and and all my 10.

[Oh Jesus]

Holy Fuck!

God DAMN that was fucking awesome! LMFAO!

You rock ass, keep releasing more of this music video shit, i love it.

[New Dubya-Doo Movies 3]

You're my favorite artist on Newgrounds.

Hey, this series is fantastic and I hope you make them more frequently. I was just thinking about this series earlier and it turns out I missed the last episode, and now I see this on the front page, fantastic!

I have a complaint: bring back the intro scene! I really enjoyed the music and classic introduction that also showed previous episodes.. it needs to return!

I think the 1st episode of the dubya-doo movies was my favorite, but this was great too of course. It makes a horribly depressing situation funny, and I thank you for that. Of course, you'll only have a year before this series dies due to Bush leaving office (a win for the world, a loss for Newgrounds).

Anyway, I hope to see many many more episodes! I really think you should be on comedy central or MTV.

[The Myth Of Sisyphus]

Ehh.. disappointed.

I had high hopes for this.. being inspired by Phillips and all.. but it really lacked any originality, it was the equivalent of someone tracing the artwork of someone else. The sounds were definitely lacking, the animation and style was very bracken-esque, but lacking the wonder of the real thing. The cinematic music was a lame attempt at Adam's style. The plot was nonsensical and had no purpose.

Basically, you should have titles this as an experimental training piece because it had no storyline. I think you should use Adam's techniques, BUT use your own imagination. Otherwise it really is just a blatant generic ripoff of the original work of another artist. I really wanted to like this and was looking forward to watching it, but I was left sorely disappointed at the lack of originality.

Please keep this in mind, and continue working on more animations.. I'm sure you'll improve quickly.

CatFat responds:

you come across quite ignoran, go read the MYTH!

[Health Reminder]

David Firth is a beatiful man

Awww FUCK your flashes make me so hot. Keep making more, this is better than sex.

[Shoot David in The Balls]

Inquisitive minds think alike..

I loved Tom's cart wheel shot. Best moment in history.

[Olympic Love]

terrible graphics, but it's not you're fault.

I've seen this animation before (about a month ago), but your version is much better because it's animated better, had the olympic music, had the sucking sounds, and, best of all, cummed olympic rings at the end (lmao, AWESOME).

The london logo is truly disgusting. I feel embarrassed for the British people even though I'm American and usually have to be embarrassed for my country on a regular basis.. but finally, we have something to pity the Brits for. Seriously guys, you better assassinate the people behind this random-vibrant-shapes-are-edgy -and-hip .. literally retarded excuse for a logo.

I think by the time most people watch the olympics, they'll see the "Lisa blowjob" in their minds.