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lack of comedy

Just not my type of humor I suppose.. the voice-acting was awful. Lack of progression. Just a bit lame to be honest. Seemed like a desperate attempt at making a joke by someone out of ideas.

Poor Charlie :(

God I feel so bad for Charlie lol.. I can sympathize with his pain.

Anyway, one of the best animations on Newgrounds.. shame Youtube users stole it just like everything else that gets stolen from NG.

nice little short

I don't like the new style of Conscience/old guy, but this was a gem as usual. Game programmers don't get enough sleep haha.

I have to say this.

Literally the best animation I have ever seen on Newgrounds. I wish I could vote 11/10.

weegee

icwutudidthar

sexy

that is one damn cute bunny, i'd hit it.

I thought i'd like this..

Sorry, this isn't original, clever, or funny. I don't own a mac, so don't attempt to say that I'm just angry about the flash because it disses macs. No.. this was just really lame. There are so many funny parodies of these ads out there, this really didn't impress me in the least.

Also the whole "all computers are shit" thing is incredibly stupid. You couldn't have made this flash or visited this site without computers. I know you probably weren't being serious, but there really was absolutely nothing redeeming about this submission.

Also, double-clicking wasn't invented by microsoft.

Bobert-Rob responds:

People tend to think too highly of computers. Yes, they're great machines, but they aren't GOD. Just because you have a top of the line computer from a good company doesn't really mean anything. All computers are fundamentally the same, with only a few differences here and there. And most of the other 'funny' parodies are all biased against Mac, which is the only thing that gives them any sort of humor. I'd rather not sling mud at the company, just their marketing strategy. Sorry you didn't enjoy it.

Some facts were flubbed.. but it wasn't bad

My state (Washington) derives ~95% of its power from hydroelectric dams.

Just to let you know, not all dams are capable of producing electricity. 'Dam' only refers to a structure which is used to stop a flow of water. Also, your diagram was overly simplified...

Your animation also made nuclear power look like some dirty, polluting source of power. It also showed the plant's towers producing toxic gas or radioactive waste.. these are both untrue. It was a bit sensationalistic. It is only steam that is coming from the towers (which are in fact cooling towers). Nuclear power is much cleaner and renewable than the power sources we currently rely on in America. Nuclear plants are a great option to reduce our dependence on foreign oil and to reduce are carbon footprint.

Also, you made it seem as if we could just put hydro-dams anywhere we want. The truth is that the locations they can be used at are very limited. Obviously it needs a powerful river current, so some regions are better suited than others. It can't be used in a desert obviously. Washington State happens to be an ideal environment for such power plants to be utilized.

Anyway, good effort, and the presentation was quite good.

clever and enjoyable plot

Lmao..

Heart: "I just plump blood."

That was great.

Tantalizing

The animation was simply remarkable. Very high quality and very pleasing to the eye. The idea was clever and funny, i've seen similar ideas before (with the poo acting like a sort of jet) but this went far beyond anything I've seen. Very enjoyable.

I also believe this may be a new innovative type of propulsion for the future. Soon we will all be flying around this way, the only problem is the pollution it causes, but I think it's worth it for the speed and efficiency of operation.

watch out honeys, kinda nippy out there tonight..

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