ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Child That Smelt Odd]

fan-fuckin-tastic..

that was hilarious and it actually had a real message to it unlike most flashes on newgrounds.. it had a perfect length and was very interesting to watch from beginning to end. rediculing the dumbasses who come up with universal ideas such as "tv is the cause of violence" is always a good idea.

i definitely loved this one and i laughed my ass off.. just perfect. i worship every flash you make. keep the coming!

5 out of 5, 10 out of 10

[Captain Awesome 2]

make this a series

hey definitely make this a series! fuckin hilarious man. wooo.

[FBI's Big Mistake]

haha..

alright i liked it.. but why didnt the kids face and body (as well as everyone else on the bus) melt and mutate.. and why did the plutonium give a quick burst of light then dissapear.. wha! plutonium wouldnt do that..

it was funny anyway..

[What I Did This Summer]

low score??

hey i thought this was fantastic.. very funny and original

what i dont understand is why it was scored so low?? why oh why?! i gave it a 5.. and i think it should be on the front page.

[AntiClockClock Confession]

gaarrrrbbhgggh

hey i dont like you because your a fuckin bitch when you review other people's work you sound like a jackass it just pisses me off.

i'm giving you the finger i wish you could see

[Computer Music]

sucked. ass.

i came to watch this because of your insanely jackass review to snowball's 'play' movie (which was an awesome flash).

you whined and whined about all sorts of shit. well i came expecting something good that would justify what a **** you were.

But nope. He should come over and make fun of this.

[''Mr. Insensitive'']

hahahahahahahahaa

that was fuckin hilarious!! holy ****! definitely wasn't expecting that.. i mean the movie opened up having the look and feel of a big budget action movie with the music the radio voices and cool sound effects ..the credits and title on the screen... then boom.. some asshole explaining all the things the crippled will never be able to do.. then it was the very end that had me cracking up even though i don't actually know what the hell it was.. something floating through the air and hits the crippeled on the head? lol wtf was that??

anyway hilarious, 10/10

Hovergroovie responds:

actually, it was a bed pan. i just didnt want it moving slow enough to see...otherwise that cripple wouldnt get quite such a violent hit.

[Valentine's Day Special]

cute

Finally a warm-heartening flash by david firth.. thought i would never see the day.

I showed this to my lover.. and she immediately ripped my clothes off and molested me so i guess she thought it was sweet?

[Kangaroo]

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The music in it is awesome.. :-D

SeizureDog responds:

It's like my favoritest loop ever :D

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

SO... FUCKIN.. AWESOME!!!

BAHAHAHA!! That was so fantastic i think my lungs are going to implode with extreme pleasure!!

..I wish i had a pet bird just like that crow. I do feel sorry for poor salad fingers for his most treasured rusty spoon was confiscated. sad sad day for mr. fingers.