ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Non-Livingstons #001]

absolutely fantastic

holy shit! that was GREAT! this is going to be favorite series on newgrounds! one of the best pieces of work on NG!!

FANTASTIC JOB.

[StrawberryClock's bad day]

haha..

that was actually pretty damn funny.. good job!

[Plastic Hammer Xtreem!]

uh.. alrighty

well i dont think anyone here in america knows what plastic hammer is.. and most americans simply hate british humor.. i'm sure a cheap american version of it was made that no one watches and yet you guys back in britain make fun of it anyhow

ok so flash was a bit annoying but it had its good moments..

[Rainbow]

good job

you have a great style and the animation was very smooth.. perfectly synched to the audio.

too bad it is so short though.. i was under the impression that it would go somewhere but it only was the title... nice animating nonetheless

["The Mall"]

wasnt too bad!

man the music was PERFECT! very cool sounding.. (when you have big subwoofers)

anyway the whole stick figure fighting thing is a bit overused.. but wasnt bad anyhow

[Goo Can't Fly]

sad...

hey i liked this! it was a bit depressing but the message came accross..

hey i was just wondering.. did you get the blob shaped guys from the Zoloft commercials? you know.. the anti-depression drugs..

Foreverkul responds:

congrats. blah blah you win. 5 to metion zolft even tho i never thought of it until people started telling me in review..... LOL thanks :)

[Billy's Phith]

haha

i liked this actually! the underdog of the week was rightfully obtained..

[Baby Mario's Adventures 2]

ughhh

this is fuckin lame. slow boring and annoying. congrats.

[Safe Sex?]

funny..

yeah i laughed a bit.. but its on the front page. flash videos that involved more talent should go on the front page.. not something someone just threw together as a joke. new visitors who come to newgrounds just click on the front page stuff and they'll think newgrounds sucks ass

anyway.. it had funny parts and your voice sounded like earlybird college radio

[part 2: synj vs horrid]

fantastic, i loved it

this was astoundingly great. the animations were so satisfyingly smooth and clean and the angles and perspective all made the visual quality of this flash movie above just about every other on newgrounds. GREAT work!!!!!!!!