ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[sheepfleece]

fairly faggish

great artwork.. great animation. ok concept.

ok, the voices were horrifyingly annoying and painfully gay. the humor was non-existent and an incredible Fraiser-like bore. timing was completely off in all areas. cartoon used the over-used, lame method of "shes behind you but character fails to notice after 30 seconds of 'unfunny'". had a bad cartoon within the original shitty cartoon (banana slipping guy). had nasally talking sheep and snorting pig (adds to the annoyance factor). picked the worst ways to make fun of humans (its so easy, how'd you screw up).

reminded me overall of the terrible show: Will and Grace.

:'( a tear for those who suffered watching through this flash.

zipahead responds:

for a guy called Mr Assman you seem overly concerned about faggishness and painfull gayness

[littleFoot]

WOW... wow...

wow. a true masterpiece. beats all other flash entries ever submitted to NG in terms of visual style and excellence, and certainly also one of the top in sound effects.

btw, i hooked up my expensive audio system when i saw adam (you..) had a new flash submission. i just had to experience it in all its glory.. and damn it was worth it for sure. the sound effects were absolutely dead on in every respect of the movie. wow. when the boulder hit the ground in the last scene, my house shook.

back the visuals. wow. they were awesome beyond awesome. incredible virtual world built from your imagination, it seems like it could exist. so truly lush and airy, with fantastic depth and atmosphere.

i want to visit brackenwood. and i want to see more adam philips submissions. soon. NOW.

chluaid responds:

Thanks man.. I've wondered what the sound is like on a beefy system, so it's good to hear that it rattles the walls :) Cheers!

[Black Mages 5]

wtf??

OK nice job with the animating.. and it was very artistic and it had cool sound effects..

but what the hell was happening?? nothing made any sense whatsoever.. just seemed like things just happened at random.

and since it made not the least amount of sense.. i gave it a 2 out of 5. and thats being generous

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

incredible!

this was a fantastic parody! the voice acting was excellent, the storyline was excellent, the animation and graphics were excellent, sound effects were dead on.

simply the best clock movie ever made and a the best ive seen on NG since a good long while

earned my respect, thanks for the entertainment!

[Hitler and Dave]

bad.. very bad

what a horrible cartoon. and what an asshole.

Irrious responds:

yea, what a jerkface.

[Sheindlin's Reign]

holy fuckin shit

this was, with no doubt, absolutely the most funniest shit ive seen on newgrounds ever. i dont see how it could get better. i kept hoping it wouldnt end.

first ng movie to make me laugh out loud. woofuckinwoo make more man

[Glitch]

short and sweet

not bad my man.. stick figures are a good starting point.. and i like that the little girl beat her big brother.. couldve been a bit longer i suppose.. but its short and sweet like i said right!

[Born in the 80's]

goes together well

man the 80's sucks though... who listens to that shit.. blegh..

[Stop Cryin Your Heart Out]

wow lots of artists

nice big collaboration of newgrounds flash artists...

if only you used a song that wasn't horrifyingly bad. man what an annoying song. eeghhh..

[The Jedi Song]

laa la la lalaaa lala la laa

MAN what a great song! the rhythm was fantastic and it was recorded very well.. extremely catchy man, this is going to be stuck in my head for days!

woo for you! make more of these tunes! btw where can we download a high quality version of this song?