ASSMAN's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[sheepfleece]

fairly faggish

great artwork.. great animation. ok concept.

ok, the voices were horrifyingly annoying and painfully gay. the humor was non-existent and an incredible Fraiser-like bore. timing was completely off in all areas. cartoon used the over-used, lame method of "shes behind you but character fails to notice after 30 seconds of 'unfunny'". had a bad cartoon within the original shitty cartoon (banana slipping guy). had nasally talking sheep and snorting pig (adds to the annoyance factor). picked the worst ways to make fun of humans (its so easy, how'd you screw up).

reminded me overall of the terrible show: Will and Grace.

:'( a tear for those who suffered watching through this flash.

zipahead responds:

for a guy called Mr Assman you seem overly concerned about faggishness and painfull gayness

[littleFoot]

WOW... wow...

wow. a true masterpiece. beats all other flash entries ever submitted to NG in terms of visual style and excellence, and certainly also one of the top in sound effects.

btw, i hooked up my expensive audio system when i saw adam (you..) had a new flash submission. i just had to experience it in all its glory.. and damn it was worth it for sure. the sound effects were absolutely dead on in every respect of the movie. wow. when the boulder hit the ground in the last scene, my house shook.

back the visuals. wow. they were awesome beyond awesome. incredible virtual world built from your imagination, it seems like it could exist. so truly lush and airy, with fantastic depth and atmosphere.

i want to visit brackenwood. and i want to see more adam philips submissions. soon. NOW.

chluaid responds:

Thanks man.. I've wondered what the sound is like on a beefy system, so it's good to hear that it rattles the walls :) Cheers!

[Hitler and Dave]

bad.. very bad

what a horrible cartoon. and what an asshole.

Irrious responds:

yea, what a jerkface.

[Goo Can't Fly]

sad...

hey i liked this! it was a bit depressing but the message came accross..

hey i was just wondering.. did you get the blob shaped guys from the Zoloft commercials? you know.. the anti-depression drugs..

Foreverkul responds:

congrats. blah blah you win. 5 to metion zolft even tho i never thought of it until people started telling me in review..... LOL thanks :)

[Kangaroo]

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The music in it is awesome.. :-D

SeizureDog responds:

It's like my favoritest loop ever :D