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[Mindchamber </3]

haha.. touching

I thought it was funny, but everyone thinks you're gay now, so you're probably regretting making the video now. Ah well, I'm glad you did.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

What the fuck is sarcasm!?

[The Myth Of Sisyphus]

Ehh.. disappointed.

I had high hopes for this.. being inspired by Phillips and all.. but it really lacked any originality, it was the equivalent of someone tracing the artwork of someone else. The sounds were definitely lacking, the animation and style was very bracken-esque, but lacking the wonder of the real thing. The cinematic music was a lame attempt at Adam's style. The plot was nonsensical and had no purpose.

Basically, you should have titles this as an experimental training piece because it had no storyline. I think you should use Adam's techniques, BUT use your own imagination. Otherwise it really is just a blatant generic ripoff of the original work of another artist. I really wanted to like this and was looking forward to watching it, but I was left sorely disappointed at the lack of originality.

Please keep this in mind, and continue working on more animations.. I'm sure you'll improve quickly.

CatFat responds:

you come across quite ignoran, go read the MYTH!

[Sbc does Asia]

THIS FLASH WAS ALL STYLE WITHOUT SUBSTANCE

I also love cocks.

In conclusion, diseased vagina is a nice treat on a hot summer day.

Summary: Asian pussy tastes like chicken. American cocks taste like burning. Boobs are fun times for all ages, as well as an excellent source of calcium.

PirateClock responds:

Kentucky Fried Hoez

[TANKMEN 1.5]

A reply to the person below me

"why does he keep punching the plank?"

If you'd ever sat through that kind of talk with your parents over the phone, you wouldn't be asking that.

JohnnyUtah responds:

yeah i thought it was obvious too

[Cats R Us]

lame

the voices were HORRIBLE. nothing in the movie was funny. the movie was completely pointless and didn't make any sense. 'random humor' at its worst.

Rubbertje responds:

Assman

[Fuck A Dog In The Ass]

i hate that song

blink 182 made maybe one good song 5 years ago. who the hell listens to these dipshits anymore? (i hate punk music)

Dogmega responds:

Hate the song? Fuck off....

[Rise of the Empire]

N-lol

Incorrect, it was not remotely cool. Or even satisfactory. It was just plain shit.

rexCo responds:

N-lol. What?

[AIC 1 - Procrastination]

nice style

the reviewer below said "where are the arms.. blahblah" but its like homestarrunner.. you can call it your style. i liked it.

the beginning was the best part of the movie i have to say. but i also liked the hot girl getting her shirt ripped off, she had nice tits.. for a cartoon.

well i think this will be a successful series, good luck

HAM-Mosessess responds:

I guess she doooeeessss. yyeeyyeaahhh.

[Punt a Penguin]

kick a penguin to the curb? thanks for the tip

i agree with Geminate.. as far as i know pengiuins indeed arent especially tasty due to their large amount of bladder (fat).

so lets beat the shit out of those useless little penguins as the author of the flash suggested everyone! i think its a fantastic idea and a great way to get rid of those pests.

we should get some billboards up on the side of highways: "punt a penguin TODAY before they shit on your lawn."

jmtb02 responds:

You are a complete idiot trying to attract attention with posts that piss people off. In reality, you have only made yourself seem less intelligent than you already are. You are attracting a wonderful stereotype to 16 year olds on this site.

Act your age... seriously you are in high school and you are going to be a legal adult in two years. I know inanimate objects that are more intelligent than you.

This is not a review. This is an ode to your stupidity.

-jmtb02