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addicting

this game was great but.. there is a major bug. during the 4th level the screen went completely blue with only me being able to move around but not see anything.. and soon i hit an invisible virus

very cool looking and yet..

there needs to be difficulty settings added to this.. because right now its TOO DAMN HARD. i cant play this shit for more than a few minutes before getting game over.

wow

astonishingly good. simple as that.

holy fuckin shit.

that was my dream come true. seriously. ahoohoooo!

congrats on creating a game for the ages!

boring as hell.

what the hell? it seems like you have to wait 10 minutes just for a lameass "GO!" at which time you leisurely press space and WIN because the computer acts like its controlled by some frail 100 year old grandma with arthritis who has no reflex..

even the most exciting part of the game is lame. you throw a cd at this guys head and he just stands there for a moment, falls over then gets back up

gahh.. front page piece of shit.. but GOOD WORK! ...

holy shit

definitely the best game ive ever played on the web. you fit a damn hell lot in a measly (less than) 3 megs

siiighh

wow.. the staff is only getting worse and worse at picking toons

wow.

I gotta say man, this is the most well-made game on newgrounds. Incredible. You went through some extensive programming on this one, the animation is incredibly fluid and well transitioned. Everything comes together perfectly and lends you some surprises. I am actually in the middle of the game right now, i put it in pause just to write this review.

Fantastic job, i didn't encounter any glitches, but i feel sorry for the score which should much much higher if it were'nt for the glitches people are having.

alright i'll get back into the game now, keep it coming!

wow

i cannot believe you were able to fit such a smooth and very playable game in a 60kb file! awesome job, a nice surprise..

a banner you can play with.. cant get better than that!

watch out honeys, kinda nippy out there tonight..

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