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CHING CHANG CHONG

Fellow Comrade have brought great honor for sister and China with present flash game submission. God will bring Tibet to its knees in response to grand success.

Incredible

Very enjoyable game! Remarkably professional and well-done game in pretty much all aspects. One unique aspect of this game was the clever soundtrack that added new instruments with each new planet. All in all, a lot of good stress-free fun. Smooth graphics and catchy music. I started to think I was playing a Nintendo game!

Great Game!

Most fun and least frustration I've had with any game on Newgrounds. At first the game seemed lame.. I could only go a few hundred feet up. By the end (15 days), I easily broke Earth's orbit and it was very satisfying. Congrats on the great game, no bugs or anything. 5/5

Incredibly Fun

Yes, it's an aged concept, but this is probably the best throwing game I've ever played. Addictive and interactive and not frustrating at all. Only one problem: very buggy. Often crashes on me, but this game will be perfect time-waster when it's fixed.

IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE!!!!

without a doubt THE BEST game on newgrounds! A game on NG with a STORY?! WOW!!

This is just incredible. I'm only a few minutes into the game, but i have no doubt that this deserves a 5 and all 10's here.

Fantastic job, this better have a sequel.

EXTREMELY BUGGY

i couldnt play past the first 10 seconds. not because i didnt want to, but because i literally couldnt. the game was so buggy that i was stuck, so i quit.

MasterFury responds:

It sounds like you didnt even try and hit the ball, you need to do that to continue.

excels every way. excellent!

wow, this game was very professional and fun! it was even cute and funny.. and challenging.. and clever.. satisfying..

one of the best on NG, GREAT JOB!! even restarting from the beginning didnt deter me (usually id just give up but this game was too fun)

rank B.. 1150 :D

incredible flash game

this game is probably the best on newgrounds! i had tons of fun playing it and most of the games here i just check out and then close it out of boredom.. but this one i kept playng all the way through. its great!

the "high-end" version on their website is MUCH smoother, so its a much better experience there. i recommend that anyone who wants to play this game play their high end version. i dont even have a high end computer (p4 2.5ghz budget LAPTOP) but it still had a higher frame rate

very cool.. VERY hard

wow this is difficult.. but in fact a very fun game. its also pretty incredible that you managed to keep the size below 400k. using the mouse to maneuver is a bit awkward though..

kudos

i also agree with suicidal jeff..

that dragon shit came out of nowhere and was annoying as hell so yeah it was good until that point.. i gave up on the dragon

watch out honeys, kinda nippy out there tonight..

Age 34, Male

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