ASSMAN

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Tacoma, WA
Job: Community Ass

watch out honeys, kinda nippy out there tonight..

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11/13/04

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Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 68
Saves: 36
Rank #: 51,988

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Exp. Points: 325 / 400
Exp. Rank #: 97,418
Voting Pow.: 4.65 votes

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Flash Reviews: 137
Music Reviews: 10
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All Audio Reviews

10 Reviews | 7 w/ Responses

Score: 10
The Last Leaf (Full)

"Awesome"

date: September 1, 2007

I loved the melody. Sounds like a song straight out of the 70s.

September 5, 2007

Author's Response:

Heh, written in the late 90s but I know what you mean

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Score: 10
6 in a Row

"So.. fucking AWESOME."

submission: 6 in a Row
date: August 31, 2007

Best song on Newgrounds. Straight guys make the best gay music.

I can't believe you submitted this 2 years ago and I'm only hearing it now. I remember Marc M's Bush rendition, but I never saw this. It couldn't have been better. I hope Marc has heard it.

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Score: 10
Nightmare Equinox

"GOD DAMMIT!!"

submission: Nightmare Equinox
date: July 30, 2006

Fuck, I accidently gave this song a '1' when i mis-clicked as i was listening to another one of your songs.. and its rating dropped from 4.29 to 4.11.

I'm so sorry! :'(

Author's Response:

Ah ya silly man =P

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Score: 2
Nonsense

"terrible."

submission: Nonsense
date: February 23, 2006

ok.. you sound like a little kid who doesnt know the lyrics to a song so he just makes sounds in place of the actual lyrics and instruments.

Yeah, this was me when i was 7 or 8 years old. good tune for sesame street. other than that, trash.

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Score: 9
Bass Expo

"oooo bassy"

submission: Bass Expo
date: December 28, 2005

I'm willing to bet that this song sounds terrible on crappy speakers (i.e. speakers that can't reproduce lower frequency sounds)

but since I have 300-wat logitech pc speakers, it sounded pretty damn cool!

only complaint is that the background rhythm was extremely repetive.. in that it didnt change at all throughout the entire song.

but great work.

Author's Response:

Upon reading your comment i tried playing it through my built in comp speakers (i usualy use a good pair of headphones) and, well, it sounds pretty damn bad. Good call on that.

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Score: 10
Imperial March...but heavy

"wow."

date: September 4, 2005

fanfuckintastic, seriously. I really enjoyed this

Author's Response:

Thanks man!

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Score: 9
Death Sentence

"damn that was intense."

submission: Death Sentence
date: September 4, 2005

hey, i'm not generally a metal fan.. but this was pretty damn awesome! The only problem I could hear in the track was a bit of digital distortion.. (which occurs when sounds go over a max level)

anyway, keep it up

Author's Response:

Yeah, I'm not too careful when it comes to levels...

Thanks for the review though mate :D:D

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Score: 4
FUNK CITY

"hey.. not bad.."

submission: FUNK CITY
date: September 4, 2005

The main glaring problem with this was the TIMING. The timing was completely off the entire song, try to work on that.

Author's Response:

umm how can the timing be off if i made this on a computer?

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Score: 10
Techno 2000

"whoa"

submission: Techno 2000
date: September 4, 2005

wow i just simply loved that baseline to hell. holy shit.

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Score: 10
The Spoon Comes To Life

"awesome and very catchy"

date: April 13, 2005

hey great job! i love it! the rhythm is just so catchy and fun to listen to.. hope to see this in a flash sometime..

Author's Response:

much thx.

i was going to do an overlay with some high guitar solo picking but never got around to it..

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